tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20613400200912622512024-03-19T15:40:53.784+05:00ذﻛﺮﺍﷲIn the Name of Him, Most Imaginary, Most Boastfulﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-85109784863542983652011-08-09T17:50:00.002+05:002011-08-09T17:54:38.237+05:00ރޯދަ އާއި ސުވާލު 7Why is Allah bound by emotions such as anger and happiness? Emotions which are also His own creations, and also by which He dispenses His judgments.
<br />ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-81538794523796733702011-08-08T21:19:00.002+05:002011-08-08T21:21:47.898+05:00ރޯދަ އާއި ސުވާލު 6Why did Allah bother creating? Is it because being a creator has no meaning without having a creation? Does this mean Allah needs our existence? That is rather pathetic.
<br />ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-22433434029198504702011-08-05T15:58:00.002+05:002011-08-05T16:03:31.549+05:00ރޯދަ އާއި ސުވާލު 5Why does Allah claim all the glory of healing people who were made sick by Allah in the first place? Would you get credit for breaking something and then restoring it to a substandard quality of its original existence?ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-43302642151500207182011-08-04T18:04:00.000+05:002011-08-04T21:09:10.583+05:00ރޯދަ އާއި ސުވާލު 4Why does Allah create things that will anger, distress or hurt His feelings? He is supposed to be all-knowing and most wise. And worse, blame it and take it out on the weak and incapable creation!ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-12852567532922032652011-08-03T14:41:00.002+05:002011-08-03T15:15:05.502+05:00ރޯދަ އާއި ސުވާލު 3Who created Allah? Why is it so difficult to understand that if the universe is a creation of Allah, then Allah could be a creation of another being?ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-60098862643016503852011-08-02T11:34:00.002+05:002011-08-02T11:51:02.506+05:00ރޯދަ އާއި ސުވާލު 2<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Mutallib">Abdul Mutalib</a>, the paternal grandfather of Muhammad was supposedly a pious and just noble who followed the oneness of Allah. So when he got reminded of the sacrifice that he promised to God, what did he do?<br /><br />A. Pray to Allah for guidance.<br />B. Take his children to consult the arrows of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubal">Hubal</a>.ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-12212355159313587502011-08-01T16:18:00.002+05:002011-08-01T16:29:27.038+05:00ރޯދަ އާއި ސުވާލު 1Why does an all-knowing and all-powerful being who knows and has power to find out the outcomes want to test us?ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-86413547344200246522011-08-01T10:56:00.006+05:002011-08-01T11:54:34.168+05:00WE LOVE YOU MuhammadSalam all pious brothers and second class sisters. A very blessed Ramadan to you all. In accordance with the Seerath, loving the prophet and the way of the Arabs are highly conducive to the proper experience of this holey month where we indulge in extravagant feasting so that we may empathize with the poor and hungry children around the world.<br /><br />Muhammad W.T.F. (henceforth reference to as Mo) is the most beloved of Allah amongst all the creation. In fact, anybody who listens the Seerath al-Nabawee will hear about it quite so often. Did you know that the whole universe was created for Mo? If Mo was not there, the whole universe would not have been there!<br /><br />Adam was raised above all creatures because Mo was meant to come out of his balls i.e. amongst his seed! This might also have been a diabolical plan by Allah to suck off Adam's cock on the pretext of getting Mo out of his balls, <span style="font-style: italic;">wallah ya'lam</span>. When Adam opened his eyes, he saw Mo's name written side by side with Allah's name all over the heaven, its gates, on the leaves of Sidrat al-Muntaha and even between the eyes of the angels. It almost sounds like Allah was having posters of Mo all over the universe and <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap">fapping</a> to it like a horny college teenager without a date.<br /><br />We came to this realization: This whole creation, hell and heaven, doomsday and the all that melodrama is in fact the love story of Allah! This whole rivalry with Iblees and humans is the jealousy of an ex-lover! As the drama unfolds, we see the depth of the characters and the cheating nature of the horn dog Allah taking upon new lovers and even creating sex objects out of fire or clay to satisfy his supernatural libido. Perhaps in another post We will highlight Allah's love life, husbands and children, <span style="font-style: italic;">insha allah.</span><br /><br />Since Mo and Iblees are dudes, there are 2 very important and different theories that can be derived. Either 1. Allah is female, or 2. Allah is a dude and thus gay. Homosexuality is therefore reserved as a holy pleasure just for Allah.<br /><br />If the first theory stands true, then the whole meaning of this blog would cease to exist as Allah would be in possession of a cunt rather than a zakar. But should the second theory hold true, then the questions arises whether Mo was sticking his dynamite in Allah's chocolate chute or Mo was being probed in his love hole by Allah's zakar.<br /><br />OKAY! Enough foreplay. Here are some tributes to Allah's present day lover. WE LOVE YOU Mo!<br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LDVcvbfpjf0" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" width="425"></iframe><br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RCWQ1hZoqc8" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" width="425"></iframe><br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ynX75zGWiJU" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" width="425"></iframe><br /><br />Ramadan Mubarak to you all.ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-22568141333864442642010-08-15T09:44:00.003+05:002010-08-15T10:26:44.949+05:00Ramadan Karim by SHEIKH Hamza Karim<p>Ramadan kareem to everybody - Muslims and "other" Muslims and may be even non-Muslims. I like the way he celebrates Allah's blessings, especially the way he personally stuff her bra with money in the end.</p><p>This video is Safe For Work (SFW), <i>Insha Allah.</i></p><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mm7CLuavmh8?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mm7CLuavmh8?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-85330494614584862132010-05-31T11:35:00.004+05:002010-05-31T12:50:00.323+05:00Maldives, Zakar Nike and Mathematical Equations<a href="http://zakarallah.blogspot.com/2010/04/introducing-zakar-nike.html">Zakar Nike</a>, the Talking Penis, states in his argument (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sN3u_SLZ9E">part 1</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGQoDFre5nk">part 2</a>) with Nazim that "2 + 2 = 4", truly a mathematical feat by any standard. He also repeated the claimed that Maldives is a 100% Muslim country. Here is how the Mathematics works in such situations.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hypothesis</span><br /><br />Maldives is a 100% Muslim country<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Axioms</span><br /><ul><li>2 + 2 = 4</li><li>you are not extra smart</li><li>Zakar Nike is always right<br /></li></ul><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Calculations</span><br /><br />Let<span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-style: italic;">P</span> = population of Maldives</li><li><span style="font-style: italic;">M</span> = number of muslims in Maldives</li><li><span style="font-style: italic;">K</span> = kuffar (non-muslims) in Maldives</li><li><span style="font-style: italic;">R</span> = ratio of muslims to the population</li></ul>By definition<span style="font-style: italic;"></span><ul><li><span style="font-style: italic;">P</span> = <span style="font-style: italic;">M</span> + <span style="font-style: italic;">K</span></li><li><span style="font-style: italic;">R</span> = <span style="font-style: italic;">M</span> / <span style="font-style: italic;">P</span></li></ul>Hypothesis says<br /><ul><li><span style="font-style: italic;">R</span> = <span style="font-style: italic;">1</span> (<span style="font-style: italic;">100%</span>) ⇔ <span style="font-style: italic;">M</span> = <span style="font-style: italic;">P</span>, <span style="font-style: italic;">P</span> ∈ <span style="font-style: italic;">ℤ</span>⁺</li></ul>∵ <span style="font-style: italic;">M</span> = <span style="font-style: italic;">P</span> - <span style="font-style: italic;">K</span><br />∴ <span style="font-style: italic;">M</span> = <span style="font-style: italic;">P</span> ⇔ <span style="font-style: italic;">K</span> = <span style="font-style: italic;">0</span><br /><br />But somebody publicly announced apostasy<br />∵ <span style="font-style: italic;">K</span> > <span style="font-style: italic;">0</span><br />∴ <span style="font-style: italic;">M</span> ≠ <span style="font-style: italic;">P</span> ⇒ <span style="font-style: italic;">R</span> ≠ <span style="font-style: italic;">1</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Result</span><br /><br />The hypothesis invalidated<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">How to solve this equation (Islamic Solution)</span><br /><br />Make <span style="font-style: italic;">K</span> = <span style="font-style: italic;">0</span> ⇒ Kill all Maldivians who are non-muslims.<br /><br />This solution is so versatile that it can be applied to other problems of the world. In fact, Iran <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGpBp9JnJs0">already</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAfuMdcasRU"></a>uses <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAfuMdcasRU">it</a> to prove that there are <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_3RUwAJ_MI">no gays in Iran</a>.<br /><ol><li>Poverty: kill all poor people</li><li>Hunger in Africa: kill all hungry Africans</li><li>Possibility of humans rejecting faith: kill all humans</li></ol><span style="font-weight: bold;">Conclusion</span><br /><br />Maldives is a 100% muslim country. It has got to be. A lot of the Maldivians believe so.ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-80270709935771014752010-05-29T19:33:00.006+05:002010-05-29T20:26:51.756+05:00Maldivian Infidel<span style="line-height: 150%;font-size:300%;" >I am a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Maldivian</span> and I am <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">NOT</span> a <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Muslim</span><br /><div style="direction: rtl; text-align: right;"><br />އަހަރެންނަކީ <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">ދިވެއްސެކޭ</span>، އަދި އަހަރެންނަކީ <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">މުސްލިމެއް ނޫނޭ</span><br /></div></span>ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-80022107987637456402010-05-17T20:24:00.002+05:002010-05-17T20:45:25.812+05:00Dr AllahIn Quran, Surah 26, Verse 80, it says<br /><blockquote><br />وَإِذَا مَرِضْتُ فَهُوَ يَشْفِينِ<br /><br />And when I am sick, then He restores me to health.</blockquote><br />So who the bloody hell made me sick in the first place? Oh yeah, that would be Allah too. What kind of a sick game is this Allah trying to play here?ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-65147197003895763732010-04-19T07:24:00.004+05:002010-04-19T07:41:57.404+05:00Islamic SexBy now whoever watched James Cameron's Avatar would have realized that the movie depicts the Amarican aggression towards the middle east in its thirst for oil. The Na'vi represents the Arabs.<br /><br />What you may have not noticed are the Na'vi sex rituals. They do it with their hair connected. The fundamental Muslims are aware of this. Now you know why Muslim men grow their beards so long. So they can plug it into their wives' hair for pure sexual fulfillment. And Muslim women should cover their hair to avoid fornication with men other than their husbands from connecting to their hair. Especially in Arab countries where men and even women are quite hairy. Thus Allah has told the believers to protect their hair from hell fire.<br /><br />On the day of judgment, Allah will extend His pubes for the faithful to connect to Him directly. It shall be blissful.ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-34305083373274406972010-04-17T08:23:00.005+05:002010-04-17T09:33:14.849+05:00The Mercy of AllahLooking at these pictures, I am swept with the boundless mercies of Allah.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKcCS4eaq8DySk1YZ6Vj1GTXCnS4PSM0H7OpVQ_o0CtG0G8Crlue_FafM438XCn5izVdtiT7qxkZFZRCZnc8mpcZCCWm-DqDnfuIwGryqQl4VLFtQWTuN_bzGCQdAI_wOJKTk61D2vxTMh/s1600/hunger.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 246px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKcCS4eaq8DySk1YZ6Vj1GTXCnS4PSM0H7OpVQ_o0CtG0G8Crlue_FafM438XCn5izVdtiT7qxkZFZRCZnc8mpcZCCWm-DqDnfuIwGryqQl4VLFtQWTuN_bzGCQdAI_wOJKTk61D2vxTMh/s400/hunger.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460945431258177938" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFNeGsUNYKvYUZCKfjPj4TRbUlQ5Soo8cZzYFinDKmDvy6DK50InidswP2lIlM1FjiV3ZvuDmm_FjoBLMchG1BY1VyTN-Ypo8cGa0FScjS41Gok-STUK0lVa33hznGDmvx1nmVovYoiBeX/s1600/vultureJPEG.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 257px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFNeGsUNYKvYUZCKfjPj4TRbUlQ5Soo8cZzYFinDKmDvy6DK50InidswP2lIlM1FjiV3ZvuDmm_FjoBLMchG1BY1VyTN-Ypo8cGa0FScjS41Gok-STUK0lVa33hznGDmvx1nmVovYoiBeX/s400/vultureJPEG.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460945564705877634" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqJwjkFVFXByUdBPchwrMpZT9L2ia2yAmMXKNJmiRbonGHMbzHcbHfDm4YevWu9Q0x6St1Bn1fOLQ4gdXFPylbqmNYs_YDao9RyHkbNpmaWLVw-5F6NdndWnUQ5JdQDlI4UK5LBrQbKwUu/s1600/37starving-child-4-1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 304px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqJwjkFVFXByUdBPchwrMpZT9L2ia2yAmMXKNJmiRbonGHMbzHcbHfDm4YevWu9Q0x6St1Bn1fOLQ4gdXFPylbqmNYs_YDao9RyHkbNpmaWLVw-5F6NdndWnUQ5JdQDlI4UK5LBrQbKwUu/s400/37starving-child-4-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460945434730354194" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDJwQPz4a5IsahISRJfhqhvMoWtxQTj4cxMWM7Tr0BU3AwtAGR2TvQ700HycIzxJgGaaQ-A8gffnmjAHPUnPV7dCc2AJ3uKRaeApyqLwfdnthPbU_GiKt3ZPMOgtlsBRhVFTh95k-TjiAg/s1600/lying_hungry_child.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 208px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDJwQPz4a5IsahISRJfhqhvMoWtxQTj4cxMWM7Tr0BU3AwtAGR2TvQ700HycIzxJgGaaQ-A8gffnmjAHPUnPV7dCc2AJ3uKRaeApyqLwfdnthPbU_GiKt3ZPMOgtlsBRhVFTh95k-TjiAg/s400/lying_hungry_child.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460944872322397698" border="0" /></a><br />Think about it. Allah is kind that He has not wished these children to be blown up to bits by a RPG grenade. Allah is merciful not to torment these children with fire. These children are not been eaten up by sharks because Allah's mercy is with them. None of them are been shot at blank range with an AK47. And on the day of judgment, God willing, Allah will give these children a place in Paradise with enough food and virgins to enjoy as they please (but only if they are thankful for Allah's gifts).<br /><br />And Allah is merciful that He did not burden you and me with such misfortune. So I ask of you why you should ever doubt the mercy of Allah. Allah is most merciful, for them, you and me.ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-6205485228969858302010-04-16T08:54:00.003+05:002010-04-16T09:03:13.184+05:00Gum for the ProfatBesides his fame in pedophilia, Profat Muhammad (Piss Be Upon Him) was also known for his sweet tooth.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigxO6sjLRCnJo0MBNFozZ3FNtzmleLoGBkFerDDIvKV-SNIaqh1clshZAnCVCF8jX9AIw5ZEZ5v07e_3nDXKn7Xn3IpmZSrF6aYR20LXfoVtPNOStp2SPPapGRHP-7QwGxmDa8_xpec1jZ/s1600/Most-Anticipated-Candy-Year_500x500.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigxO6sjLRCnJo0MBNFozZ3FNtzmleLoGBkFerDDIvKV-SNIaqh1clshZAnCVCF8jX9AIw5ZEZ5v07e_3nDXKn7Xn3IpmZSrF6aYR20LXfoVtPNOStp2SPPapGRHP-7QwGxmDa8_xpec1jZ/s400/Most-Anticipated-Candy-Year_500x500.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460580276957377410" border="0" /></a>ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-9525457381966490072010-04-14T22:23:00.023+05:002010-04-14T23:46:13.431+05:00Handling QuranToday I want to talk to you about how to handle Quran. Most of the Muslim brothers will already know that it is not just a book for recitals. This post is to educate people on how not to handle Quran and uses that are not quite suitable for it.<br /><br />Quran was fuckin' huge when it was originally sent down. Imagine poor Mohamed requiring to carry it. This was why he married and acquired a lot of wives to help him carry this God damn book. People then changed it suite their needs including making it more portable to carry it around.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0QzhbBCcWztr4hB-mJ7kSjVtHfGRlqI-D1wbs-_2yZFFm7lnBtDs_lRJ1xFByxtISn5I3UwMxz60DAZw9WPRtPmc38-pX8GG3WgIpgm7_uLnkk1jSX8Cg0TBHQ2qMJWNTFiaw_OM6t9Cb/s1600/noble_quran_mss1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 278px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0QzhbBCcWztr4hB-mJ7kSjVtHfGRlqI-D1wbs-_2yZFFm7lnBtDs_lRJ1xFByxtISn5I3UwMxz60DAZw9WPRtPmc38-pX8GG3WgIpgm7_uLnkk1jSX8Cg0TBHQ2qMJWNTFiaw_OM6t9Cb/s400/noble_quran_mss1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460057251563889874" border="0" /></a><br />This man is looking really hard for Allah. Only if he could just believe and use his imagination, Allah would be in his heart in no time.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKsYylRiBP41FLRjF_Ui-tG4J8CZzddNP27OgvVGRKlQYvT8i4UknnaT40pNJvCXbNgqxUzAqeLm28ZVhHCjesCYeoqJiEctTXB5oROClSRNGAdMfOMNaO8f_UxhwmRYaFloPeZ02UduU3/s1600/Quran.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 315px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKsYylRiBP41FLRjF_Ui-tG4J8CZzddNP27OgvVGRKlQYvT8i4UknnaT40pNJvCXbNgqxUzAqeLm28ZVhHCjesCYeoqJiEctTXB5oROClSRNGAdMfOMNaO8f_UxhwmRYaFloPeZ02UduU3/s400/Quran.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460058691897687234" border="0" /></a><br />It was reduced so that brothers could carry it around during protests.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCgvwt3axfkLLB7eHOJVyXkTLterxNpm6xpi06bSq212-BF3ZSklnhfnDeIVSg0fHwfQgrKNLWsC8nn3XXiMUuCW9uPUYmFMgsubWXboqE7ys0koWCmUmE6ingU3hW8ONImljDrMynRLgk/s1600/Koranprotest.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 225px; height: 286px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCgvwt3axfkLLB7eHOJVyXkTLterxNpm6xpi06bSq212-BF3ZSklnhfnDeIVSg0fHwfQgrKNLWsC8nn3XXiMUuCW9uPUYmFMgsubWXboqE7ys0koWCmUmE6ingU3hW8ONImljDrMynRLgk/s400/Koranprotest.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460056892181698370" border="0" /></a><br />And in Islam people can go to extremes. Even in reducing Quran. Do not use this as a butt plug.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGKGBRzHWP4AwlbNRNfamwDlIUjaVDPvgiKqE3cTvcd4zxgmJjberssyBeQI2XLG6MIsAuy5raObVkkYVxAK-0fkH_R7CJTQk1RziwicGn1kQK5vfB6fxiIIggujb1pWGECmhZgy207DZS/s1600/miniquran.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 360px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGKGBRzHWP4AwlbNRNfamwDlIUjaVDPvgiKqE3cTvcd4zxgmJjberssyBeQI2XLG6MIsAuy5raObVkkYVxAK-0fkH_R7CJTQk1RziwicGn1kQK5vfB6fxiIIggujb1pWGECmhZgy207DZS/s400/miniquran.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460059160809419522" border="0" /></a><br />Don't try to flush the Quran down your toilet. All you will accomplish is a blocked toilet and a hefty plumber's fee. Place it in the recycle bin for papers if your really care about trees.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgg96-Xz5E5d4Y4FuhDvXcPsdk9x622NpIeNVWXeXwY9ISqZw0Skmn6VayhhHNjEg-IJP29ik1kxXyigau7GyFgrObcX8mWU586DsdfFMk2KtigzcU3nRO1gvQdDPfqdyvO4ei23NvrhiB/s1600/koran_in_toilet_flush_quran.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 340px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgg96-Xz5E5d4Y4FuhDvXcPsdk9x622NpIeNVWXeXwY9ISqZw0Skmn6VayhhHNjEg-IJP29ik1kxXyigau7GyFgrObcX8mWU586DsdfFMk2KtigzcU3nRO1gvQdDPfqdyvO4ei23NvrhiB/s400/koran_in_toilet_flush_quran.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460053260813583730" border="0" /></a><br />Use of Quran to abuse your child under the guise of a half-assed miracle is definitely uncalled for.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-a20GjYqRddm8RJKIZZnnn3FgFPO3UAErgbdPRB-6rjoh3KQ0wuW9nDVne-E0vXIWWJnFFWxQoCOMQHPbxeVi7R5BafFOZYVeerkcaNunISWPcenguzb0C1SDBnRX5ofSzL1HWqQMjiB5/s1600/200912_koran_baby.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-a20GjYqRddm8RJKIZZnnn3FgFPO3UAErgbdPRB-6rjoh3KQ0wuW9nDVne-E0vXIWWJnFFWxQoCOMQHPbxeVi7R5BafFOZYVeerkcaNunISWPcenguzb0C1SDBnRX5ofSzL1HWqQMjiB5/s400/200912_koran_baby.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460061295780353970" border="0" /></a><br />Snorting coke off the Quran won't make you a buddy of the Arabs. They don't want your wine splattered and bacon smeared lips to graze the holy book.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvZdtO0I_EJ7NbI8IVV9ir8pvxvLu_sg7KBYocPEU7dx1J75LFJPmuXxveU__ETa1zZrKkPegZHwSLNXm9d1WLpX5URSIYz3FzEEVF1K35chf63F90PXsMjY7yZHahUrDfpVW0Px7Z-sI_/s1600/quran-kiss-iraq.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 292px; height: 219px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvZdtO0I_EJ7NbI8IVV9ir8pvxvLu_sg7KBYocPEU7dx1J75LFJPmuXxveU__ETa1zZrKkPegZHwSLNXm9d1WLpX5URSIYz3FzEEVF1K35chf63F90PXsMjY7yZHahUrDfpVW0Px7Z-sI_/s400/quran-kiss-iraq.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460064133315807234" border="0" /></a><br />It is not meant for target practice. There is nowhere in Quran where it states target practice as one of the purposes for which Allah revealed Quran. Get some empty beer cans instead.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKaOvP-15ZqqbTF1rWVinnXaNhPuSmhqtgXgSda6S19mM2prGxjntNOzDCcxyAsETIzCitipp9qJaiAUyLGu8aIG1Njyjwv2kQw0e-rm-UPWYQtcY7OStfDpaDeXCMKkH3TA5DYHdFbJdn/s1600/image001.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKaOvP-15ZqqbTF1rWVinnXaNhPuSmhqtgXgSda6S19mM2prGxjntNOzDCcxyAsETIzCitipp9qJaiAUyLGu8aIG1Njyjwv2kQw0e-rm-UPWYQtcY7OStfDpaDeXCMKkH3TA5DYHdFbJdn/s400/image001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460045444447287026" border="0" /></a><br />Bacon does not fry on Quran. Use a proper frying pan for better taste. Fry but don't eat because Quran says that pork is Haram.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLwmOY6Vecl4gU1WuQBPr_5s7gzozoFE7iTSgJWbPH6fa3KxLEGdE5bU57wjDSIJHPY7_j1hraNK_rX-MYJkYqk69rubfdVzpvGH9uQ64auFO7Bp-bhPlZs-_MKdmPvjzJxbQ0-3y4TNpp/s1600/image002.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 289px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLwmOY6Vecl4gU1WuQBPr_5s7gzozoFE7iTSgJWbPH6fa3KxLEGdE5bU57wjDSIJHPY7_j1hraNK_rX-MYJkYqk69rubfdVzpvGH9uQ64auFO7Bp-bhPlZs-_MKdmPvjzJxbQ0-3y4TNpp/s400/image002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460045522690584194" border="0" /></a><br />Original ninjas from feudal Japan did not use Quran as a shield.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAMhfWMmWfEHj-Bf8Fy6taOf9I3OjKzSRsurSTK_jXPaiwJ-XTovNAVOL2f-stEoKDv_psB2vPRA99BuT21UYJ9NBxymFfCYBxCwgkWVUd02Ium4Ka2o7WFKAqv7a__tk9tA8PF-jiHYjh/s1600/BAN_KORAN+WILDERS.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 356px; height: 265px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAMhfWMmWfEHj-Bf8Fy6taOf9I3OjKzSRsurSTK_jXPaiwJ-XTovNAVOL2f-stEoKDv_psB2vPRA99BuT21UYJ9NBxymFfCYBxCwgkWVUd02Ium4Ka2o7WFKAqv7a__tk9tA8PF-jiHYjh/s400/BAN_KORAN+WILDERS.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460065051073772066" border="0" /></a><br />The Quran cannot be swatted like a fly. Find a real fly for better results. People have nothing better to do.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSf1Fjw8ICCqwl0vYV9bSnQJgn7qYENEF0fu84hViWb0zYBcWAK6ZJyZFu-ZjBDIxCb5VCdWGrAu6zg3EOhwapA_8OOvfx60BbWHrT1RRV9ABHWufAuQRAZJeIGLZdTiAzxrCOGI18_uaw/s1600/image003.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSf1Fjw8ICCqwl0vYV9bSnQJgn7qYENEF0fu84hViWb0zYBcWAK6ZJyZFu-ZjBDIxCb5VCdWGrAu6zg3EOhwapA_8OOvfx60BbWHrT1RRV9ABHWufAuQRAZJeIGLZdTiAzxrCOGI18_uaw/s400/image003.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460045583475736962" border="0" /></a><br />Bitch slapping Quran with your slippers is quite pointless. Go whip your wife as prescribed by Quran.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGvhuo3gOLbMhMnJ7rmMo5YjMwZMRXt6V0wTqOALkgmy-GlUhPoQ2drpt-RzNjl5qSFJzI2S_WD5fQxyladKULnSRY-OeHAmkFcAuZEL00k_wtAJ0uZ4hUBZtI3AMSw1h6wZCGD_CMZOgH/s1600/image004.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGvhuo3gOLbMhMnJ7rmMo5YjMwZMRXt6V0wTqOALkgmy-GlUhPoQ2drpt-RzNjl5qSFJzI2S_WD5fQxyladKULnSRY-OeHAmkFcAuZEL00k_wtAJ0uZ4hUBZtI3AMSw1h6wZCGD_CMZOgH/s400/image004.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460045631759622754" border="0" /></a><br />Shoe racks are where slippers should be laid to rest after a long day walk. But if you really must do so, it is wise to place both your slippers on the Quran rather than one.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDfgY52s6XnZzIInB0PFm0PBlozFsXYgIH8xAEk68S8hRtnz29ZVDBLx0PVlwx4jhiUxYsdRCrDElNTngOfAnOVRu0IeoWoxcGmjNlg_x717h77fVQBRnqgeB15eNWfFrb4sYWORY-icOg/s1600/image005.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDfgY52s6XnZzIInB0PFm0PBlozFsXYgIH8xAEk68S8hRtnz29ZVDBLx0PVlwx4jhiUxYsdRCrDElNTngOfAnOVRu0IeoWoxcGmjNlg_x717h77fVQBRnqgeB15eNWfFrb4sYWORY-icOg/s400/image005.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460045685625041378" border="0" /></a><br />Quran does not make a good door mat. Its surface won't help clean the dirt off your shoes and the paper wears off too fast.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqNGSgigoETGhCQcMwZUD4TN6BkmUq1wkdxfPjuUtSoo1O2fv7P289tWQ7H-mkL0rP_Z6Ux9vQJGuJ1OtBvd8wF5hnCqSHrUaD9OgK0Zk4qq7lz8KzObj9KHLMqMCE0jYnnPEDBge-PLHx/s1600/image007.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 281px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqNGSgigoETGhCQcMwZUD4TN6BkmUq1wkdxfPjuUtSoo1O2fv7P289tWQ7H-mkL0rP_Z6Ux9vQJGuJ1OtBvd8wF5hnCqSHrUaD9OgK0Zk4qq7lz8KzObj9KHLMqMCE0jYnnPEDBge-PLHx/s400/image007.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460045829724078658" border="0" /></a><br />Nothing really happens when you bring a beer bottle within close vicinity of Quran. No spontaneous combustion here. The experiment could be repeated with different brands of beer as control.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7OmJipoD7oknn0OgxVXT0CwwM5cGsG66Gu6ov_vF4i1cxyuXO4Pw1SdmjJrkP09hqkXyxabNjd_rrDT9wrWZZH28uaxHYEMRG7Lgktp-PFEZACmnsfz2FgYbjRXznsL_stcnZGZX8baW5/s1600/image006.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 281px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7OmJipoD7oknn0OgxVXT0CwwM5cGsG66Gu6ov_vF4i1cxyuXO4Pw1SdmjJrkP09hqkXyxabNjd_rrDT9wrWZZH28uaxHYEMRG7Lgktp-PFEZACmnsfz2FgYbjRXznsL_stcnZGZX8baW5/s400/image006.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460045727867420930" border="0" /></a><br />Fire burns paper. Just remember to completely put out the fire afterward in order to avoid an unnecessary forest fire caused by The Wrath of Allah because you burned His Book.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBYX7qRTDfybgjpHhNIabbsWu18bEvqfzP5twXTEfDct_gVzlsYBphhLod4_oIyVbKTSse3SN9nwa-W9TKjSZLZ6I9g_5D4oP1_WeHCN33qqPx-GwinffARjpYh0326Ntz1356g48P_btA/s1600/image008.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBYX7qRTDfybgjpHhNIabbsWu18bEvqfzP5twXTEfDct_gVzlsYBphhLod4_oIyVbKTSse3SN9nwa-W9TKjSZLZ6I9g_5D4oP1_WeHCN33qqPx-GwinffARjpYh0326Ntz1356g48P_btA/s400/image008.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460045880378053250" border="0" /></a><br />Which is why you should avoid placing flammable and explosive stuff lying near by Quran. That grenade sure looks like it might blow up any minute.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhK0yUSLLGEVWA4oWivVmp2xUqyVNOKmpj9FEELevnmVR8NUXqYq2bkS3HaclMRjfPU0Z2259xRGTCF7ImxRj79mR1tddXfNs7VjGo4UiaC5Hq-TXdl1_N-Pk4pj57UhL7cXDVmxpK3Snbe/s1600/FatahTV_Quran.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhK0yUSLLGEVWA4oWivVmp2xUqyVNOKmpj9FEELevnmVR8NUXqYq2bkS3HaclMRjfPU0Z2259xRGTCF7ImxRj79mR1tddXfNs7VjGo4UiaC5Hq-TXdl1_N-Pk4pj57UhL7cXDVmxpK3Snbe/s400/FatahTV_Quran.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460054592205619778" border="0" /></a><br />I fail to see the relevance of Quran to the rest of the stuff in this picture. This sister should know better than to show off Quran in vain. Besides that, I'd totally do her.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNat0dfTkB-WshucYhvVvBqps6m-VU5V6CBZRihL3HyhyphenhyphenBomm0j_wA6TyYn7zn4KX0dTZ-jyLVMuD8tKRBBM0Jau8Q3WPQRIdBjUOmgYPyp6vGtYAiltknSkmoTZNySi-TbePUu7furI4s/s1600/Koran+bint.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 296px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNat0dfTkB-WshucYhvVvBqps6m-VU5V6CBZRihL3HyhyphenhyphenBomm0j_wA6TyYn7zn4KX0dTZ-jyLVMuD8tKRBBM0Jau8Q3WPQRIdBjUOmgYPyp6vGtYAiltknSkmoTZNySi-TbePUu7furI4s/s400/Koran+bint.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460062351656067090" border="0" /></a><br />Finally, I highly recommend this product. Anything that is capable of cleansing your soul should be capable of cleaning your ass too. And remember Allah, for He provides you with soft toilet paper with lettering made of Vitamin E infused moisturizer for a smoother wipe.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6lJ9Nk4KfkqKIwozvUHFCS97SIIFNVTS7FwguVS6l3Q7UcGvr8qgl5fq2EL5m2nNtG_6U8sNShJ7W7uNmVtc2cH4eOdBew5wTHz1ujeiTSaokhbIgFleyB3CLrtDGDdQTlwi65Phe7Sgu/s1600/koran_wipes.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 260px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6lJ9Nk4KfkqKIwozvUHFCS97SIIFNVTS7FwguVS6l3Q7UcGvr8qgl5fq2EL5m2nNtG_6U8sNShJ7W7uNmVtc2cH4eOdBew5wTHz1ujeiTSaokhbIgFleyB3CLrtDGDdQTlwi65Phe7Sgu/s400/koran_wipes.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460048088898116706" border="0" /></a>ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-5611549448549181132010-04-13T12:10:00.000+05:002010-04-13T12:12:25.822+05:00Introducing Zakar NikeBrother Zakar Nike, the founder cum owner cum president of Piss TV, main protagonist of the sitcom Piss Be Upon You and all around holier-than-thou good guy is posed to visit the tiny island nation of Maldives with his whole entourage including family. This medical doctor and self proclaimed but uncertified religious scholar will be telling the womenfolk out there about the place of women in this world and hereafter: skewered on a man's boner that is. Therefore I would like to introduce you ignorant non-believers to this wondarrpull gentleman from India.<br /><br />Brother Zakar's personal swoosh insigna! It strikes fear into the hearts of unbelievers as it is the symbol of Allah's mighty zakar!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzt22VKk61VrnfIrKxHP1iNpOYQ7TU34lhIaPoGPxdsBw8lFyoGt3ZfYcaCJqvy6nIHuXtdTSMKxfIVLtXqQ_jdoa-olDKl9_Uc9MHeyHfZp0kaMFDp8_V4Zseag136x1rsznJLKKV5XpW/s1600/zakarnike_swoosh.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 175px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzt22VKk61VrnfIrKxHP1iNpOYQ7TU34lhIaPoGPxdsBw8lFyoGt3ZfYcaCJqvy6nIHuXtdTSMKxfIVLtXqQ_jdoa-olDKl9_Uc9MHeyHfZp0kaMFDp8_V4Zseag136x1rsznJLKKV5XpW/s400/zakarnike_swoosh.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459477622760709426" border="0" /></a><br /><br />"Nike your Zakar", says the Brother "for it protects your genitals from hell fire." Just do it, or else!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIyLyTK0D5nib0_28LjjKO0a1OmMjm8RJuIk6buQzFWEFpfOCLXMNjAQMqHj3kCp9unwXEfzGMHNOjgFfUsIlssuxiAqIRQ9cTncvz3F3qc0WaqySedPWqm8qVJo9X-gKAgmufqQoibS_J/s1600/nikeyourzakar.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 333px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIyLyTK0D5nib0_28LjjKO0a1OmMjm8RJuIk6buQzFWEFpfOCLXMNjAQMqHj3kCp9unwXEfzGMHNOjgFfUsIlssuxiAqIRQ9cTncvz3F3qc0WaqySedPWqm8qVJo9X-gKAgmufqQoibS_J/s400/nikeyourzakar.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459477884551808610" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Enjoy a preview of his speeches to come.<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z1GpMdw3YFw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vtDBgFJyytU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z1GpMdw3YFw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z1GpMdw3YFw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-60050334393557365712010-04-13T08:22:00.003+05:002010-04-13T08:29:58.485+05:00HomosexualityAllah is the Creator. He created humans. He created homosexuality. He created homosexuals amongst humans. He also created hatred. He then hates homosexuals. He is so confused.<br /><br />Allah is the Teacher. There is nothing like him. But He teaches humans to be just like Him and hate homosexuals. So humans are like Him in hating homosexuals. Allah is so confusing.<br /><br />My question is, should humans hate Allah if Allah is a homosexual?ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-55397807228059589172010-03-21T17:51:00.002+05:002010-03-21T18:09:00.507+05:00Be thankful to AllahOne evening, about a year ago, my friend Hameed sat on his patio, enjoying the pleasant weather and the cool breeze. And he thanked Allah for this blessing.<br /><br />But over the next couple of days, the weather became hot. It got so hot that he could fry an omelet on his head. The grass on his front yard withered away. He was suffering and called upon Allah for some relief.<br /><br />Allah, hearing Hameed's prayer, ordered the weather to change. Over the next few days, the weather started to get cooler and soon Hameed saw that it had become pleasant. However, the weather continued to get cooler and eventually the pond in his garden froze. It was so cold that he was pissing ice cubes. This hurt. He again prayed to Allah for relief.<br /><br />Allah heard Hameed's prayer and was pleased that Hameed chose to pray to Allah instead of relying on some man-made apparatus for managing his home temperature. Allah ordered the weather to become warmer. And so, Hameed saw that the weather had started to become warmer and soon became a pleasant climate. But the weather continued to get hotter and hotter. It became so hot that whenever Hameed masturbated, his cum would vaporize into steam.<br /><br />Hameed was in so much pain. He prayed to Allah again. Allah got so pissed with this puny human being who keeps bothering Allah with petty weather matters, that Allah took Hameed soul and threw it into Hell.<br /><br />So my brothers and sisters. Suck on Allah's long cock that extends down to us from Heaven. Be thankful to Allah and for God's sake, stop complaining so much. For Allah is oft-forgiving but usually short tempered.ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-62646867810342199292010-01-07T08:02:00.002+05:002010-01-07T08:02:00.057+05:00Mecca Standard TimeAnother interview given by Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid of Eygptian National Research Center. This guy should get a Nobel Prize in the Scientific Comedy category.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fiOrEiWgNwU&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fiOrEiWgNwU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Summary:<br /><blockquote>Move to adopt Mecca standard time because flights will benefit from 8.5 minutes and your blood will get energised by Mecca's magnetic field.</blockquote><br />What is he afraid of? That a plane might hit an angel instead of a building?ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-68838428989650332392010-01-06T07:09:00.003+05:002010-01-06T07:26:40.217+05:00Mecca is the center of the UniverseInterview given by Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid of Eygptian National Research Center. (Best viewed while going through an acid trip.)<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mPZw_IfLCks&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mPZw_IfLCks&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />Summary:<br /><blockquote>Mecca is the center of the Universe. (Give these retarded Arabs even 1 prophet and they think they own the whole world.)<br /><br />When astronauts took pictures from outer space, they saw that the Earth was a dark, hanging sphere. Neil Armstrong was trying to say that Allah hung it there. (Nobody denies that Allah is well hung! In fact, Allah is the biggest dickhead in the Universe.)<br /><br />They found that Earth emits radiation. In fact, it emits from Ka'ba and has a shortwave. This radiation is infinite. Conclusion: it connects the Ka'ba on Earth with the Ka'ba in heaven. (Stargate rip-off!)<br /><br />Mecca is in the magnetic equilibrium zone / zero-magnetism zone, which is why if people travel or live in Mecca, they would live longer and be healthier and is less affected by Earth's gravity. When you circle Ka'ba, you get charged with energy. (We are batteries that can store holy energy from the fountain of youth?)<br /><br />The black basalt rocks in Mecca are are the oldest rocks on Earth. There are 3 pieces of the "black stone" in British Museum and they are not even form this Solar System. (So why haven't the Muslims declared jihad on the museum yet?)<br /><br />This is fact. And this is scientific fact. And this has been scientifically proven and published. And this is the truth. (So is Flying Spaghetti Monster.)</blockquote><br /><br />LoL. Should I be surprised that British Museum has the mummified tip of Allah's dick there too? Maybe Allah's dick should be mounted on a compass which would then point towards Paradise and lead us to salvation.ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-64326823520624907862009-09-11T06:10:00.000+05:002009-09-11T06:10:00.256+05:00Religion of peaceIt is 9/11, the anniversary of the day that inaugurated the attempt by Islam to show how peaceful it is.<br /><br />Islam does not become peaceful just because its name is derived from a word meaning peace. In fact, Islam means complete submission. Just like in the bdsm.<br /><br />Below is the peaceful Islam. Butcher! Behead! Massacre! Slay! Exterminate! Very peaceful indeed.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMNbVu2MOcu5LWHtQ0VtQGQxB-oGUdUEDftE5qQ4j7FZ5sRF5vhIl5ktoNp6J1vuHdxdRmaI8iHb0ZJTVndyp6TKnSYQHowOXCVkjFs9i46Lpbux_aQZkUXkhrOPDpdxf-r_YW8su4Mmwk/s1600-h/timothy+allen_massacre+insult+islam.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMNbVu2MOcu5LWHtQ0VtQGQxB-oGUdUEDftE5qQ4j7FZ5sRF5vhIl5ktoNp6J1vuHdxdRmaI8iHb0ZJTVndyp6TKnSYQHowOXCVkjFs9i46Lpbux_aQZkUXkhrOPDpdxf-r_YW8su4Mmwk/s400/timothy+allen_massacre+insult+islam.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379835707618528898" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbjoigRbfuyiNLoH61_HiHxXlg34XnYhVukRfeZv6tl-cSfjShbdIRTGAHmJCjN38tfkqv3a7vN5Y4b-POjTA0V_xTiZPDJRkuGcWyne9gBsrJUUCAZ8QbItnh9L9EUjHP87mWrg1Hul10/s1600-h/muslim_thug_1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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(Quran 2:185)<br /><br />This month, the Quran was revealed to a trembling Mohamed inside a cave of the Hira mountain many moons ago. Muslims believe that the <a href="http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/quran/">Quran</a> remains <a href="http://www.studytoanswer.net/myths_ch1.html">preserved</a> without <a href="http://www.answering-islam.org/Quran/Contra/">contradictions</a>, <a href="http://www.submission.org/tampering.html">unchanged</a>, as <a href="http://www.answering-islam.org/Green/seven.htm">one version</a> and <a href="http://submission.org/hadith/">complete</a>.ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-35128888697480393822009-09-04T15:52:00.002+05:002009-09-04T15:56:21.265+05:00Attributes of Allah - The Oft WhiningThese humans don’t appreciate all the things I do for them. Boo hoo.<br /><br />I created them and they don’t even recognize me. Boo hoo.<br /><br />I give them everything and yet they are so thankless. Boo hoo.<br /><br />I am free from need. But I want you to thank me. Boo hoo.<br /><br />Why won’t you accept my greatness? Boo hoo.<br /><br />I keep forgiving you and you keep denying me. My forgiveness is always with you. Boo hoo.<br /><br />Say you are all mine. Say you love me and only me. Wooooooooo.<br /><br />How could you? After all that I did for you?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">* Chorus *<span id="fon6" class="Arabic" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" ><br />فَبِأَيِّ آلَاء رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ</span><br /></div>ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2061340020091262251.post-12856225558619700732009-08-26T07:29:00.004+05:002009-08-26T07:55:23.641+05:00Attributes of Allah - The Most DramaticIn the beginning there was a void, and Allah got so bored that He uttered, "Let there be drama" and there it was.<br /><br />Surely He must have got bored because He created Angels from light and made them go around Him singing praises to Him. Maybe they even performed a ballet called Allah is Great.<br /><br />He creates the Jinns from smokeless fire. And even takes one of them as his favourite to the rank of angels in his court. You might know this fellow by the name of Iblees. Iblees having personally known and experienced Allah, chose to disobey Him. Yet Allah expects us humans to believe in Him without even having experienced shit about Him.<br /><br />He knows what would happen when He created humans. Heresy. War. His Wrath. Suffering. Destruction. So He said, "Let the mayhem begin" and it was.<br /><br />He knows what each of would do in our life time. He knows how pure we are. And yet, He makes us go through a life on this wretched planet with all the fanfare. He demands sacrifice. It is almost as if He has a thing for sadism.<br /><br />He creates Evil. And he punishes humans for it. Floods. Brimstones from the sky. Plague. Allah loves torture.<br /><br />He sends down prophet after prophet, religion after religion, claiming that He cares about us and wants to save us from a torment that He has created. Sweet! The blazing FAYAA! Ma BBQ man! The holy frying pan! Sadistic bastard.<br /><br />He puts a clause in each religion He sends to rejects all other religions, including those others that He sent, declare them as heretics and to fight them. To annihilate the unbelievers from the face of the Earth. And all this in the name of - wait for it - Peace. ROFLMAO.<br /><br />He could have instill faith in all of us. He could have provided a better way of showing his Existence. But no. He sends down Messengers and faxes them Books. And makes these Messengers do magical things. Like parting the moon or parting the Red Sea. The Books tell tales of magic, mythology and fantasy. And we read them in awe. The greatest stories ever told. Worthy of multiple movies in Hollywood. Disney was probably a creation of God. They tell the adventures of the prophets and how we are supposed to legally relieve our sexual tensions.<br /><br />At the end of all this comes the Judgement Day when He will refuse to let the dead rest in peace any longer. We are reanimated and made to wait yet millennia, wondering whether we are gonna rip some 72 hymens or sizzle our whistles on the eternal flame. Scare tactics.<br /><br />And finally, paradise for those who were good ol chumps who worshipped Allah, even though they raped and plundered. For each are a tent near a cool oasis where trees grow. Sounds like an Arab fantasy of the time of Mohamed. Had the pedophile been around this time, the Quran probably would have promised mansions with central air-conditioning with well trained whores and cable TV. Maybe even a Wii.<br /><br />For those who were naughty enough to not follow the ambiguous ramblings of Allah, even though they gave in charity and didn’t harm a soul, a black fire awaits them. They will burn in there forever.<br /><br />And from the very beginning till the end, all this serves as entertainment for a bored Allah. A cosmic drama for His enjoyment. A tragedy of apocalyptic proportions to soothe His loins. On hindsight, He would realise that He would have been better off just banging all virgins in Paradise. And we should realise that this asshole made us go though all this shit just to serve him as a Punch & Judy show.ﺍﷲhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00012337725634687542noreply@blogger.com2