Introducing Zakar Nike

Brother Zakar Nike, the founder cum owner cum president of Piss TV, main protagonist of the sitcom Piss Be Upon You and all around holier-than-thou good guy is posed to visit the tiny island nation of Maldives with his whole entourage including family. This medical doctor and self proclaimed but uncertified religious scholar will be telling the womenfolk out there about the place of women in this world and hereafter: skewered on a man's boner that is. Therefore I would like to introduce you ignorant non-believers to this wondarrpull gentleman from India.

Brother Zakar's personal swoosh insigna! It strikes fear into the hearts of unbelievers as it is the symbol of Allah's mighty zakar!


"Nike your Zakar", says the Brother "for it protects your genitals from hell fire." Just do it, or else!


Enjoy a preview of his speeches to come.