Islamic Sex

By now whoever watched James Cameron's Avatar would have realized that the movie depicts the Amarican aggression towards the middle east in its thirst for oil. The Na'vi represents the Arabs.

What you may have not noticed are the Na'vi sex rituals. They do it with their hair connected. The fundamental Muslims are aware of this. Now you know why Muslim men grow their beards so long. So they can plug it into their wives' hair for pure sexual fulfillment. And Muslim women should cover their hair to avoid fornication with men other than their husbands from connecting to their hair. Especially in Arab countries where men and even women are quite hairy. Thus Allah has told the believers to protect their hair from hell fire.

On the day of judgment, Allah will extend His pubes for the faithful to connect to Him directly. It shall be blissful.