Sunday, July 13, 2008

Evil Trilemma

Epicurus's trilemma says:
1. if God is willing but unable to prevent evil, he is not omnipotent
2. if God is able but not willing to prevent evil, he is not good
3. if God is willing and able to prevent evil, then why is there evil?

The #2 is most favoured in Abrahamic religions. It is forbidden to imply that God is "not good" although God is all powerful, omnipotent and all able but would not prevent evil however much you pray. Why?

1. He cannot foresee the future and so He needs to test the humans
2. He is having fun winning His bet against Satan (whom also He created)
3. He is bored
4. He enjoys suffering and burning flesh
5. He needs to be Godly, so He needs His "creations" and "subjects" to tell Him that (ie. ego massage through extensive praise aka. prayers)
6. He needs fuel for his flaming theme park (Hell)
7. Because He can!!
8. He loves desert dwelling camel fuckers so much
9. He actually is NOT good (ie. Evil!)
10. Maybe He is just a figment of our imagination that we bet everything on, with the hopes that God actually gives a shit about us at all

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Flat Earth debate

Harun Yahya probably studied under this guy. With this kind of "scientific explanations" we don't need to learn any more. Just check out the facts this old timer blurts out.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Answered prayer

God decides to respond to His flock.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Small Ant

Today I stepped on an ant. I cried because God made such small creatures.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

God Talks Using Trees

وَٱلنَّجۡمُ وَٱلشَّجَرُ يَسۡجُدَانِ (القرآن ٦:٥٥) - ﺍﷲ





Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Always Coca Cola

Far back in 1886 a back-room chemist and his partner were evilly plotted to work a hidden anti-Muslim statement into a soft drink label.



By editing pieces in and out of a diagram combined with heavy relaxation on grammar and spelling will allow for almost anything. People couldn't be far from the truth as it can be clearly seen below. These people are butting their heads in praise of Coke! Always the real thing!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Mohamed gets Revelations

This is how people get divine inspirations.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Anatomical Signs of God

Miracles! I tell you, miracles!



Now how do you feel when you masturbate with the Kalaam of God?

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Who Does God Love Most?

Today I asked God, who do you love most? Is it the Muslims? Is it the Chrisitians? Is it the Jews? Is it the whole human race? Is it another species that you have recently created above us?

And He replied, "".

Friday, July 4, 2008

Holy Shit

God manifests Himself upon this small world of ours.



Here is a never seen before footage of a divine inspiration about to be unleashed upon Earth.


Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Expired Scriptures

What do you call someone who keeps republishing His own book and abrogate and abolish any prior editions of His own work? God.

Suhf was abrogated. Tawrat was abrogated. Injeel was abrogated. After much ado about nothing, Quran got published.

Why did God send scriptures which became obsolete? Didn't God foresee that this could happen? Why doesn't God realise that because of this bloody differences in His own commandments that the humans have had to shed so much blood?

Al Fatiha

After years of not getting a response from Him, we, the human race pray fatiha to Allah. Let us remember Him through the use of prescribed zakar, His Lingum.

May He rest in peace.