Friday, September 11, 2009

Religion of peace

It is 9/11, the anniversary of the day that inaugurated the attempt by Islam to show how peaceful it is.

Islam does not become peaceful just because its name is derived from a word meaning peace. In fact, Islam means complete submission. Just like in the bdsm.

Below is the peaceful Islam. Butcher! Behead! Massacre! Slay! Exterminate! Very peaceful indeed.











Monday, September 7, 2009

Happy Birthday Quran

شَهْرُ رَمَضَانَ الَّذِيَ أُنزِلَ فِيهِ الْقُرْآنُ هُدًى لِّلنَّاسِ وَبَيِّنَاتٍ مِّنَ الْهُدَى وَالْفُرْقَانِ
The month of Ramadan in which was revealed the Qur'an, a guidance for mankind, and clear proofs of the guidance, and the Criterion (of right and wrong). (Quran 2:185)

This month, the Quran was revealed to a trembling Mohamed inside a cave of the Hira mountain many moons ago. Muslims believe that the Quran remains preserved without contradictions, unchanged, as one version and complete.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Attributes of Allah - The Oft Whining

These humans don’t appreciate all the things I do for them. Boo hoo.

I created them and they don’t even recognize me. Boo hoo.

I give them everything and yet they are so thankless. Boo hoo.

I am free from need. But I want you to thank me. Boo hoo.

Why won’t you accept my greatness? Boo hoo.

I keep forgiving you and you keep denying me. My forgiveness is always with you. Boo hoo.

Say you are all mine. Say you love me and only me. Wooooooooo.

How could you? After all that I did for you?

* Chorus *
فَبِأَيِّ آلَاء رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ