Hypothesis
Maldives is a 100% Muslim country
Axioms
- 2 + 2 = 4
- you are not extra smart
- Zakar Nike is always right
Calculations
Let
- P = population of Maldives
- M = number of muslims in Maldives
- K = kuffar (non-muslims) in Maldives
- R = ratio of muslims to the population
- P = M + K
- R = M / P
- R = 1 (100%) ⇔ M = P, P ∈ ℤ⁺
∴ M = P ⇔ K = 0
But somebody publicly announced apostasy
∵ K > 0
∴ M ≠ P ⇒ R ≠ 1
Result
The hypothesis invalidated
How to solve this equation (Islamic Solution)
Make K = 0 ⇒ Kill all Maldivians who are non-muslims.
This solution is so versatile that it can be applied to other problems of the world. In fact, Iran already uses it to prove that there are no gays in Iran.
- Poverty: kill all poor people
- Hunger in Africa: kill all hungry Africans
- Possibility of humans rejecting faith: kill all humans
Maldives is a 100% muslim country. It has got to be. A lot of the Maldivians believe so.
5 comments:
why dont you talk about this after one year... kiyaane ehcheh nethigen mi ves thayyaaru kurevunee adhi kiriyaa dhoo.. pakaaaas.. maldives is a 100% muslim country and no body is abouve the LAW. cause its mentioned in the holyshit GAANOONU ASAASEE. so any boody who confess that he is a non muslim he is no longer a maldivian.... thank you.
Anonymous@9:33 AM
maldives may be a 100% muslim country but its population is not 100% muslim. there are a lot of non-muslims who are maldivians. we will remain non-muslims and still be maldivians. and there is nothing you can do about it.
ކޮންމެދުވަހަކު ހެނދުނު ހޭލާފަ ގުރުއާނުން ސީފޮހެފަ އައްލޯހަށް ފަޑަބޯންދޭ ޕާޓީއެއް ބޭއްވިޔަސް ކަލޭމެންނަކަށް އެއްވެސްކަމެއް ނުކުރެވޭނެ
thank you.
haha vagah kolla kolla thibey...
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