Another interview given by Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid of Eygptian National Research Center. This guy should get a Nobel Prize in the Scientific Comedy category.
Summary:
Move to adopt Mecca standard time because flights will benefit from 8.5 minutes and your blood will get energised by Mecca's magnetic field.
What is he afraid of? That a plane might hit an angel instead of a building?
Interview given by Dr. 'Abd Al-Baset Sayyid of Eygptian National Research Center. (Best viewed while going through an acid trip.)
Summary:
Mecca is the center of the Universe. (Give these retarded Arabs even 1 prophet and they think they own the whole world.)
When astronauts took pictures from outer space, they saw that the Earth was a dark, hanging sphere. Neil Armstrong was trying to say that Allah hung it there. (Nobody denies that Allah is well hung! In fact, Allah is the biggest dickhead in the Universe.)
They found that Earth emits radiation. In fact, it emits from Ka'ba and has a shortwave. This radiation is infinite. Conclusion: it connects the Ka'ba on Earth with the Ka'ba in heaven. (Stargate rip-off!)
Mecca is in the magnetic equilibrium zone / zero-magnetism zone, which is why if people travel or live in Mecca, they would live longer and be healthier and is less affected by Earth's gravity. When you circle Ka'ba, you get charged with energy. (We are batteries that can store holy energy from the fountain of youth?)
The black basalt rocks in Mecca are are the oldest rocks on Earth. There are 3 pieces of the "black stone" in British Museum and they are not even form this Solar System. (So why haven't the Muslims declared jihad on the museum yet?)
This is fact. And this is scientific fact. And this has been scientifically proven and published. And this is the truth. (So is Flying Spaghetti Monster.)
LoL. Should I be surprised that British Museum has the mummified tip of Allah's dick there too? Maybe Allah's dick should be mounted on a compass which would then point towards Paradise and lead us to salvation.
